
#BigEaters BigFoot Pasty eating contest sponsored by:

1️⃣ Eligibility:
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Open to all competitive eaters who think they can handle three dry, crusty, deliciously dense pasties.
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Employees of Sunshine Motel & Cabins may not enter. (Yes, that includes you, Jim—put the bib away.)
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EXCEPTION: Bigfoot is absolutely allowed to compete. Who’s going to stop him? Not us.
2️⃣ Entry & Spot Confirmation:
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Spots are limited! Due to the intensity (and sheer volume of pasty consumption), only a set number of competitors will be accepted.
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You will be notified if you made the cut, so don’t just show up ready to inhale pasties—we need to know you’re coming!
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There is no official entry fee, but a $25 donation is suggested to support the Ontonagon County Cancer Association. Every bite counts toward a good cause!
3️⃣ The Challenge:
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Competitors will be served THREE large, dry pasties (gravy lovers, we’re sorry).
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You will receive ONE small plastic cup of water—use it wisely! Sip, dunk, or pray over it—your strategy is your own.
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The goal? Eat all three pasties as quickly as possible.
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Pasty must be chewed and swallowed to count. No stuffing them in your pockets for later! (We know all the tricks.)
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If you LOSE your pasties in any way… well, you’re disqualified and probably need a breather.
4️⃣ Victory & Glory:
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The #BigEater Champion wins fame, glory, and a prize fit for a true pasty powerhouse.
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2nd and 3rd place winners will also be recognized for their valiant effort (and possible carb comas).
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And of course, bragging rights for life—or at least until next year’s contest.
5️⃣ Sportsmanship & Safety:
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No outside sauces, beverages, or creative eating strategies (we’re looking at you, “pasty smashers”).
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Have fun, eat responsibly, and remember: Pasty glory is forever.
📢 SIGN UP TODAY! If you’ve got what it takes, step up to the plate (literally) and show us what you’re made of—besides pasties!